Instant Asshole merchandise

Instant Asshole merchandise

Hi Folks,
Thanks for stopping bye and checking out our merchandise. All prices include free shipping within the USA. For international orders please email Leasa

lcatera@sbcglobal.net

first so she can tell you the right amount before you paypal your order.

Right now we don't have a shopping cart so if you are ordering more than one item, send Lisa an email so she knows to look for all your items and can send them in one package. Thanks again.

See you in the pit!

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NEW

INSTANT ASSHOLE Split 7" with

Mouth Sewn Shut

on Tank Crimes Records $5.00 !

Pre Orders are available NOW !~ Packages ready to be shipped by MAY 14 2008. $5 direct from us includes shipping in USA.

Split 7" record vinyl with Mouth Sewn Shut. $5.00

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D.U.I or DIE 7" $5

Released August 2007 the Seven songs on this record are guarenteed to knock yer socks off. Artwork by Christian Lunch !

D.U.I. or DIE ! 7" $5

D.U.I. or DIE 7" -$5 (Contact Leasa for international shipping rates. ) We also have DUI or DIE on CDR and will send to you for $4 so if ya don't have a record player and want the songs get it on cdr

D.U.I. or DIE ! on CDR

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Straight Edge Failure -CD $8

NEW PRESSING IN STOCK !!

Order Now !! $8.00 free shipping !

17 songs guarenteed to tear you a new one! Released in 2005 on Tank Crimes Records, Straight Edge Failure has been getting great reviews worldwide.

Price: $8.00

Straight Edge Failure -CD

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I.A. DEMO CD $4

The raw original. 7 songs recorded at Burnt Ramen before the band even knew all the words!

Price: $4

I.A. Demo-CD

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Knuckle Express Compilation $6

Includes 16 bands 43 songs from Instant Asshole, The Runnz, Mother Speed, Hostile Takeover, Warkrime, Skinned Alize, K-Bar, SMD, Second Opinion, Verbal Abuse, Rabies, Suburban Death Camp, Hit Me Back, Shanghai Surprise, S.T.D., GNAR !!

Best of the Bay and Beyond ! $6

knuckle Express Comp $6

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SHIRTS

Black Skeleton Shirt $10 free shipping !

This is the skeleton that Mikey Offender Tatoo'd on his neck!

Price: $10 free shipping

Small Black Skeleton Shirt

Medium Black Skeleton Shirt

Large Black Skeleton Shirt

X-Large Black Skeleton Shirt

White Skeleton Shirt $10

The white version of our classic skeleton design.

Price $10

Small White Skeleton Shirt

Medium White Skeleton Shirt

Large White Skeleton Shirt

X-Large White Skeleton Shirt

NEW SHIRT DESIGN !

Now I Kill For Satan !

Satan Shirt small

Satan Shirt Medium

Satan Shirt large

Satan Shirt XL

If you have any questions coments or concerns, email Lisa. She is our crushing bass player and totally awesome merch person.

lcatera@sbcglobal.net

Lisa's email address is also the address to use for your paypal payment so if ya need it, here it is. Send her a nice note after ya order too. She loves getting mail.

Thanks for your order, we really appreciate the support.
Instant Asshole !

WE ARE MOVING OUR CONTENT OFF MYSPACE-

We will post some material here and will also beef up our page at TANK CRIMES

http://www.tankcrimes.com

IA Stickers 50 cents each with your order.

Use these stickers to identify the Assholes in your neighborhood. Take a picture of your neighborhood I.A. and send it to us with the sticker strategically placed on his or her forehead and we will send you free stickers and other goodies! So send us those pics!

For those of you with a more low profile approach but who still like to represent, these INSTANT ASSHOLE BUTTONS will do the trick.

Also 50 cents with each order of a CD or shirt or more.

Button

Our singer, John the Baker is also a solo acoustic
performer and has a 7" release with our friends and
legendary punks MDC (Millions of Dead Cops).
The 7" was just repressed by Tank Crimes and is
available again and we have some copies here for sale.

The record includes 2 John the Baker songs and 2 songs
form MDC along with Incredible artwork by
Eric Drooker and liner notes telling the story
of John's arrest in Woodstock NY. All this makes this 7" an
instant classic and a must have for all who would
rather see Cops fuckin doing their jobs instead of
Fuckin Little Girls !

$5.00 split 7 jtb/mdc

The split MDC/JTB 7" is $5.00 and that includes postage in USA.

BUY the DUI OR DIE 7" record at tank crimes
http://www.tankcrimes.com

Instant Asshole drummer Bill is featured in this short movie as the father also the Instant Asshole song PROBLEMS !
ZOMBIE LOVE STORY

"Salad you mean that leafy green shit !"

Hey we are going on tour and are low on dollars if anyone wants to send us a direct donation , this is where to do it. Send us a little something to help us on tour , gas is expensive. we love you!! thanks! John the Baker Instant Asshole Family !