Hi Folks,
Thanks for stopping bye and checking out our merchandise. All prices include free shipping within the USA. For international orders please email Leasa

lcatera@sbcglobal.net

first so she can tell you the right amount before you paypal your order.

Right now we don't have a shopping cart so if you are ordering more than one item, send Lisa an email so she knows to look for all your items and can send them in one package. Thanks again.

See you in the pit!

NEW

INSTANT ASSHOLE Split 7" with

Mouth Sewn Shut

on Tank Crimes Records $5.00 !

Pre Orders are available NOW !~ Packages ready to be shipped by MAY 14 2008. $5 direct from us includes shipping in USA.

Split 7" record vinyl with Mouth Sewn Shut. $5.00

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Released August 2007 the Seven songs on this record are guarenteed to knock yer socks off. Artwork by Christian Lunch !

D.U.I. or DIE ! 7" $5

D.U.I. or DIE 7" -$5 (Contact Leasa for international shipping rates. ) We also have DUI or DIE on CDR and will send to you for $4 so if ya don't have a record player and want the songs get it on cdr

D.U.I. or DIE ! on CDR

SHIRTS

Black Skeleton Shirt $10 free shipping !

This is the skeleton that Mikey Offender Tatoo'd on his neck!

Price: $10 free shipping

Small Black Skeleton Shirt

Medium Black Skeleton Shirt

Large Black Skeleton Shirt

X-Large Black Skeleton Shirt

White Skeleton Shirt $10

The white version of our classic skeleton design.

Price $10

Small White Skeleton Shirt

Medium White Skeleton Shirt

Large White Skeleton Shirt

X-Large White Skeleton Shirt

NEW SHIRT DESIGN !

Now I Kill For Satan !

Satan Shirt small

Satan Shirt Medium

Satan Shirt large

Satan Shirt XL

If you have any questions coments or concerns, email Lisa. She is our crushing bass player and totally awesome merch person.

lcatera@sbcglobal.net

Lisa's email address is also the address to use for your paypal payment so if ya need it, here it is. Send her a nice note after ya order too. She loves getting mail.

Thanks for your order, we really appreciate the support.
Instant Asshole !

WE ARE MOVING OUR CONTENT OFF MYSPACE-


and going to FUZZ.com

http://instantasshole.fuzz.com
For bands this site is awesome. keep your myspace for first contact but do your business here. its free and well put together. peace, John the Baker Fuzz started out with bad terms and has since changed them based on my input. They are SF based and run by musicians that I know personally. Its a good site that serves as a good alternative to myspace for musicians and bands.


let me know if you join. peace,

John the Baker

IA Stickers 50 cents each with your order.

Use these stickers to identify the Assholes in your neighborhood. Take a picture of your neighborhood I.A. and send it to us with the sticker strategically placed on his or her forehead and we will send you free stickers and other goodies! So send us those pics!

For those of you with a more low profile approach but who still like to represent, these INSTANT ASSHOLE BUTTONS will do the trick.

Also 50 cents with each order of a CD or shirt or more.

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